Yo Mama

* Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
*Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
*Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
*Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
*Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
*Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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