Hetalia German Brothers

Just the way that Gil spoke was enough to make Ludwig blush. Gil had a low voice, that just dripped sex appeal when he tried, and he was really trying hard now. It was flustering, and creepy coming from his brother. Though he did have to admit Gil's sweet voice, intense stare, and description was enough to make him want to run away and give up going along with this stupid joke. But it takes a fool to raise a fool. And Ludwig just kept on going not traumatized enough quite yet. 

"No Gil, see sometimes you just want it, and you want it now. So you tease, sucking just the tip. Then you slowly push it in your mouth, making it graze between your teeth…and then you just use the tongue. You swirl your tongue around the entire length, and then pull back slowly, real slow, and you drag your teeth on it again, drawing out more and more of what you want. And then you bite the tip, and get a big reward." Gil was a little flustered listening to his little brother go on and on but he just kept screwing with him, keeping a nice calm face.

Ludwig and Gil kept on their popsicle sexual innuendo for a while after that, slowly exhausting all there was to say. By the time they were done with the sex jokes both were just laughing and grinning. Gil put the box back in the freezer and he and Ludwig went to go drink beer on the couch, life back to normal as if they did not just spent the last half hour sexually teasing each other. That was just a normal afternoon for the German brothers. 

This was written in school...it took everything I had to not burst out laughing writing it. 

(Once again this is an older draft, hope you enjoyed it)